Subject: Jacob is grounded
From: "Mike" <[email-masked]>
To: "Amanda Whitehead" <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:40:56 -0500

Dear Amanda,
Due insubordination, Jacob Davis will be unable to attend any future meetings with you during work hours.  If you need to meet with him, you will need to schedule that with him during his non-scheduled work hours.  Currently he is grounded for life.  I will let you know if his availability status changes. Of course this is all based on his willingness to correct his behavioral problems and current attitudes.  He is officially dead to me and he is stinky!  an I just texted him this so he full aware of his poopy position.  
Mucho gracias!
Michael Bishop
[email-masked]